Panasonic Cassette
Recorder
That's
what some snipes called the 914 in 1970. Funny...why Panasonic?
Anyway, many 914s are still around, but when was the last time you
saw a cassette recorder?
I was
25 in 1970, and had been at my first “real” job for nine months
by the time of my birthday in June. Marcia and I had been married for
2 ½ years, and though I don't remember exactly where we were living,
we had enough money for a two bedroom place with room for my
darkroom. We still had my second Austin Healey Sprite, a Mk III model
with more creature comforts than my original Mk II, along with my
Suzuki X6 “Hustler” motorcycle...and a cute but terrible Datsun
510 wagon. An earlier post explains why I rate it that way.
My
first job came through an agency. It was with a one man operation
grandiosely called “Reinhold P. Wolff Economic Research.” Wolff
was tall, skinny, and, at least as I viewed him, an old bird with a
pronounced German accent whose main clients seemed to be Savings and
Loan Associations looking for good places to open new branches.
At the
time Florida was a “unit banking” state, which limited branches
to the single county contiguous with the main office of the
institution. Obviously opportunities for expansion were limited, and
had to be carefully researched since both practicality and perhaps
law meant a given organization could realistically have only a
couple of offices.
I
lasted three months before the business dried up and I was “laid
off.” I was in shock. I left Grad School in the middle of a
recession and Florida wasn't a booming job market in the best of
times. I had few interviews and no options. The only interview I
recall was with Pan American Airlines, though it was for the Atlantic
missile range and not the air operations. I was asked how I got along
with other men and if I tended to get in bar fights (are you kidding?
Look at me!). I quickly
figured out that, if I managed to get the job, I was going to be
stuck on some island in the middle of nowhere in a tin shack with a
dozen hard drinkers. Lovely.
But
the same woman recruiter, a cute Brit, managed to get me into the
First National Bank of Miami, and Frank Nichols hired me for software
sales...the last thing I wanted to do. I later learned he told a
colleague he had “just hired a bright young man and no idea what he
was going to do with him, but he liked him.” He had me take a night
class he taught for bankers to learn a bit about computers so I would
have some idea of what I was trying to sell.
I
interrupted the class so often with technical questions that, on a
break, he asked if I wanted to be transferred into “Programming.”
I was sent to a one week class which assumed you already knew the
language and was just trying to learn the specifics of this
manufacturer's version. It was quite a challenge to keep up...but a
week later I was a programmer and within six months was the project
lead for all the bank's new software development. It was decades
later before I realized how much I owed Frank, and I'm both
embarrassed and sad that I never acknowledged the chance he gave me.
Of
course I kept up my interest in cars and was an avid reader of “Road
and Track,” “Sports Car Graphic,” and “Car and Driver”
magazines. I lusted after every sports and exotic car they featured,
though of course my $9500 a year salary put them all way beyond my
reach...until early 1970 and the articles on the new “budget”
Porsche model...the 914.
The
911 came out in 1965, and even the modestly powered “T” variant
cost a lofty $7000+, so a Porsche for under $4000 got my immediate
attention, as that was something I could (Barely) manage to dream
about. Though today many think the car was designed as a replacement
for the VW Karman Ghia, to me it was closer to a follow on to the
356. The Ghia was never in any sense a sports car, but the 356 was
the car which made Porsche's reputation, though the four cylinder 912
might also claim to be that car's successor.
But
Porsche chose to drop the 912. The car was very close in power to the
911T (105 or so compared to 125) and also in price. What was needed
was something different, and less costly. The idea of a mid-engined
car built jointly with VW was audacious, and brilliant.
The
press didn't think so. In fact, every magazine panned the car, and
unfairly photographed it in the most unflattering possible way...from
low alongside, with the headlights raised. They also thought it
anemic, perhaps forgetting that the 356 wasn't exactly a rocket ship,
and that the 914 had other features and characteristics which were
more than a compensation for lack of raw horsepower. But the
magazines simply sniffed...and walked away.
Not
me. What I saw was seven letters I never had the idea I could ever
own, on a car which did not look unpleasing to me and, in fact, whose
looks I liked better than the 911...making me as weird, I guess, as
most people thought the car was.
I
also saw an engine configuration that only cars like the Lamborghini
Miura had, along with four wheel disc brakes and a five speed
transmission...also items only found at the time on true exotics with
five figure prices. Oh...and electronic fuel injection as well.
Oh...and two usable trunks....and a removable top which stowed neatly
in one of them without eliminating its usability. I cared little what
anyone else thought...I thought the car was simply brilliant. If I
wanted straight line acceleration I had a motorcycle than even
Corvettes had a hard time staying with. And I figured, briskly
driven, the handling of the 914 would allow me to more than hold my
own against almost anything else. I had gotten used to “putting my
foot in the carbs” to get a 57 HP Sprite to seem pretty zippy
compared to the way most people drive...the 914 had 85. No problem.
I
bought the car from the articles and a brochure I still have...the
dealer didn't even have one to show me. From July of 1970 until past
1980 the car was my regular ride, and the only time it failed was on
the trip from Florida to Las Vegas. Marcia was driving it, with a cat
to keep her company. I was driving the U Haul with all our goods, and
suddenly realized I had not seen her headlights behind me in the
Arizona night for some time. I went racing back down the road to see
her sitting peacefully, staring at the stariest sky ever, patiently
waiting for me to notice she was gone.
Now
what? We finally managed to get a tow truck and the very drunk driver
got us to Parker...a town in an Indian reservation which seemed to
consist mainly of old appliances not rusting in the dry desert sun.
That night in a sleazy motel with a tiny space heater which could be
felt all of two feet away was depressing to say the least.
The
nearest Porsche dealer? Kingman...hours away. So we decided that
somehow we would get the car to our ultimate destination...Vegas,
where I was to start my new job as Programming Manager for Valley
Bank. But how to get it there?
We
somehow learned of a truck rental place just across the California
line. Back and forth we went, making a number of trips to see if they
had a truck the car would fit. We crossed the border so many times
they started waving us through the Ag inspection station without
stopping us.
Once
we had the truck the next challenge was getting the car into it. We
pushed it up a ramp to a loading dock, backed the truck up to it, and
shoved the car in. A day later we were in Vegas, and drove the truck
to the Porsche dealer. He was less than helpful and offered only to
look at the car once we got it out of the truck. But how to do that?
While scratching our heads a car transporter pulled up, loaded with
snow covered cars destined for the dealer, who also peddled GM
products. He suggested we back the truck against the ramps on his
truck and we could then push the 914 out of our truck and onto his.
After
several attempts which showed only how inept we were at backing up he
took over our truck and did it for us. Once the car was unloaded and
into the dealer and diagnosed the problem turned out to be...a
“broken” ignition wire. Once I learned more about cars I came to
believe it was not broken but had simply vibrated off the coil. Today
I could fix the problem in about 30 seconds, but back then it took a
hell of an adventure.
Once
I had the Ferrari and then the Siata the 914 moved to a crude lean to
in the side yard. After much neglect including my own poor attempts
at painting it, the final straw was Adin finding the keys and joy
riding it, long before he could competently (or legally) drive or
work a clutch. By then the car had been repainted silver in Miami
after being rear ended and badly repaired, then silver again when we
first came to California in 1974, and finally returned to white by
me...all without removing any of the other paint.
By
the time we moved to Jackson in 1998 it was a sad case indeed. It got
shoved into a spot in my shop which, though not in a corner, for all
intents disappeared from my consciousness for more than 15 years. By
then the fuel lines had rotted and though I started it regularly, it
leaked badly and would have been dangerous once warmed up, and the
clutch was totally shot...and finally one tire gave up holding air.
The paint was flaking and faded and full of surface rust, and the
body damage done by Adin really showed that the rear end was a mess,
with over 3/8” thick bondo on the left rear quarter.
My
one time pride and joy looked like a candidate for the scrap heap.
Until one day in 2013.
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