Friday, June 30, 2017

Dead Truck

Dead Truck

The truck sits…clogging up the driveway, and due to a relatively simple issue…is for all intents and purposes…dead

I had been hearing a clicking that sounded like a pulley going bad. Like most modern vehicles (God, I love air-cooled engines) the Dodge has a single “serpentine” belt which is long, and drives multiple items off the crankshaft…the alternator, the water pump, the air conditioner compressor, and the power steering pump in my case. The belt tightness is controlled by moving and locking down an idler pulley. Gee…that is five different pulleys. I had also gotten a whiff of hot anti-freeze at times, but the beast has had a tiny leak somewhere for ages that the service guys have not been able to track down.

The noise was intermittent, and I could not isolate where it came from. Like other modern vehicles, there is a lot of shrouding and ancillary “stuff” in the way of seeing what is actually going on. I was hoping it was the idler pulley as that is an easy (?) fix, though as I looked at it this morning there is “stuff” in the way which would make getting a wrench on the adjusting nut tough…I be there’s a damn proprietary tool Dodge created just for this purpose..as well as to keep us amateurs from saving money by doing our own work. 

Anyway, the noise was not consistent enough to justify bringing it in for service. I figured it would get more constant and then I would do so. At least that was my experience when our old Ford Explorer did the same thing while I was visiting Jason in college at Chico. Took it to a dealer in Orland and was back on the road in no time.

Well…it got consistent all right…fast! We took some junk to the dump the other day, and when I got back there was copious anti-freeze leaking from somewhere. I could only see the top hose and that was not it, and it was coming from behind the radiator so that was not it either. My guess was the water pump, which would also isolate where the noise was. 

With this as a preliminary hypothesis I made an appointment at my regular shop for this morning. 

I got as far as the end of the drive when all of a sudden I had no steering. The leak was bad enough to soak the belt and throw it. After irritating my back standing on the bumper and trying to see if I could finesse it back on, I am now waiting for Triple A to come and tow it to the shop. For $38.60 (my membership only pays the first five miles but then it is only $8 a mile. Given that the last time I had anything towed I was 30 years younger it was not worth the “Premium” membership costs.

At least the 914 belt only drives the alternator and is brand new and there is no anti-freeze to leak on it. On the other hand, it is a total bitch to get to.
This is pretty mmuch what the beast looks like
Though more streamlined mirrors..
these are likely more useful when towing than what I have

Sunday, June 25, 2017

So Why Did I Sell That Car?

So Why Did I Sell That Car?

Hanging around the Ferrari Club was fun...I came to love the people, many of whom became casual, though lifelong, friends. I should explain that...as many of them moved into Vintage Racing I followed along, purchasing the Siata and starting to participate while the sport was still quite young...the mid 1980s. But without the unifying and local Bay Area focus of the FOC, I generally only connected with these folks at races, and since I only did the local events at Laguna or Sears Point, even in my most active racing years this was no more than perhaps five times a season. There were exceptions of course, with whom I built closer relationships, first among them being Ernie, with Gary W. a close second. And though I did not see the rest very often, for me as well as Adin they became and will always remain “family.”

Hanging around was fun, but there was the delusion which set in at some point, convincing me I could actually acquire one of the magnificent machines needed for club membership. I lusted after something sexy...if not a short wheelbase California  then at least a Cabriolet.
 Alas, financial reality quickly brought me back to earth. While today either of these models brings seven or eight figures, at the time the $20,000+ they went for put them into what would be that same stratospheric realm as today.

246GTB
For Some Reason I Love Them in Yellow
Should be badged as a Dino and not a Ferrari
I was fixated on a front engined, V12 model, as to me this was the most famous and successful motor Ferrari had built, one which dominated the sports car racing circuits from the first LeMans winning 250 Sport of 1952, owned even then by Ernie
The First 3 liter Ferrari
The 250 Sport
Mille Miglia Assigned Number
1952 and c1982
Bob Rubin and Ernie Mendicki, Piloti
 to the radical for its time pontoon fendered Testa Rossa of the later 50s,
My first instructor and good friend David
Doing what he did so well
in his 250TR Testa Rossa
(from Tam's Old Car Site)
 the SWB (pic) and the all conquering GTO of 1962-63, 
250 GTO
About $100 million in this shot
ending finally with the scam of the 250LM, a 3.3 liter mid engined car (thus really a 275 and not a 250) Ferrari tired unsuccessfully to pass of f as a continuation of the GTO. 
250LM
1965 LeMans Winner

That, unfortunately, eliminated one of the sexiest cars ever...the 246GT(pic). While I still could not manage the “S” or open version, the coupe was selling for the same $10,000 as the car I ultimately bought, a Le Sancey grey (the official factory name for a mildly metallic paint that was not glaringly silver) 250GT Pininfarina Coupe 2+2. Quite an awkward moniker for a car that is anything but.

While panned by arm chair wannabe pundits and those who can afford today's models (though rarely by the true collectors who have those landmark cars mentioned above), let's look at what the automotive press thought of the car in its day...as discussed in this  R&T road test of 1962 which I pulled out of my archives when I decided to sell the car.



The R&T test of the Series I 250 "GTE"

I want to “tell stories” in this article, but first I want to feature my own car, as noted in the ten shots at the end of the post. Note that the grill does not match that in the article. Nor do the headlight surrounds, the dash, and the rear lights. Though these cars were built as production models, they came out in three series. The article features the earliest variant, mine was the last. There were 954 cars in all-the largest production of a single Ferrari model at the time, and that production was evenly split between all three series. In addition, though I do not know the early history of my car, it was clearly first sold in Italy, as all the legends on the metric gauges is in Italian. Though by the third series the overdrive no longer shared the same oil as the transmission, my car nonetheless did have a rare option...electric windows. In all these years I have only seen one other with the feature.

Convincing Sherri we could indeed afford the car was a challenge...solved by leasing it (Ferrari “buddies” are all too happy to help provide information on ways to divest you of your money), though I bought out the lease a couple of years later when our finances allowed.
And then...a couple of days after purchase...the motor put a rod through the block.

But not before I accumulated my first (and only) speeding ticket in it. I had packed a young guy who worked for me and his wife and kid into the back seat and took them for a ride on Caada Road, which parallels I280 on the SF peninsula. As I floored it and wound to about 85 in third I was hit with

LIGHTS!!!!!

RED AND BLUE FLASHING SIGNALS!!!!

A FREAKIN' ROADBLOCK!!!

Seems I had stumbled into a setup of multiple county sheriff units waiting to nab participants in the regular Saturday night teen drag race. The cop was actually laughing as he approached the car-I naturally just took my foot out of it and immediately pulled over as soon as the set came to life. When he accused me of doing “Warp 3” I held my tongue to avoid bragging that I wasn't even wound out totally in third, and had another gear plus that overdrive (I dispute the claim that the car was faster in fourth than OD, though I am not going to tell how I know. Quicker, yes...faster, no).

As noted in the article the car was totally docile to drive and you could indeed drive away from 10MPH in 4th. Hell, you could even (in first) just take your foot off the clutch, feed it no gas at all, and it would burble happily away. But the fact that there was no redline painted on the tach should have made you aware there was something else going on here. How big are your...cash holdings?

While 0-60 in 7 (not 8 as in the article) is mundane today, that was far from the case in 1963. And look what happens after 60. From there to 100 was 17 seconds. The faster it went the faster it seemed to want to go...and it never lost the solidity and poise which makes driving a true GT such joy.

Then there were those brakes...Lockheed discs on all wheels, with a weird extra slave cylinder between the two front ones and vacuum boost. No matter what the speed the damn thing stopped in an absolutely straight line no matter how hard you stood on them. And don't think it tried to stand on its grill, either. No squat, no dive, no drama. And no car I have driven since gave me the same sense of solid, modulate-able control.

Sooo...we were taking a ride to Santa Cruz one weekend...kids in the back seat, Sherri by my side. Jason looks like he is about ten in the photo Sherri has in an album...maybe as old as 12 (he was a slow grower until he hit about 14 so it's hard to tell)...and Adin looks like maybe 4-6. I, of course, disdained Highway 92 to Half Moon Bay and instead opted for the far more challenging, and convoluted, route up Kings Mountain Road and down to Pescadero. Stop at the top required so the kids (well, I think mainly Adin) to recover their cookies...or at least to keep them from losing them.

Swoop down the other side of the mountain to the sea, then down an open ans widening Highway 1 to the outskirts of Santa Cruz, whereupon I backed down from my 100MPH+ pace....to a more sedate 50 or so outside of town. Both kids immediately awakened, and Jason asked why we were going so slow.

Indeed.

By that time Sherri had figured out the metric speedometer dial. Try as I might to convince her that an indicated 160 was not all that fast, she was onto the gag and told me that 100 was a bit too enthusiastic.

Spoil sport.

I guess I should explain the rod-through-block. Seems the prior owner had somehow gotten lost during his last oil change and only put in two of the ten (yes, that is not a typo...Ferraris were more oil than water cooled back then) quarts the sump held...and then said that, despite an ad claiming all the gauges worked, upon questioning, that the oil pressure always read zero. But then I did not pull the dipstick either, being so anxious to get the car that I was all but stepping on my tongue. Naive idiot and a lost law suit...though the fact that the guy and the judge were on a first name basis wasn't an issue, was it? Nah...not even when he said “you have to expect these things when you buy exotic machinery?' Really? So Ferrari became famous in racing...by engines self-destructing?

The current version of the club still runs a hillclimb in Virginia City each September. Back then the FOC partnered with the Cobra Club for the event. I don't know whether that is still the case. It is the most dangerous course I ever hope to have been on, but I was too stupid to know it then. As it says on the map,
Believe me, it's nastier than it looks
Turn 17 is deceptively evil
 it is 5.1 miles long and climbs 1200 feet. The map also shows the 20 twists and turns but, though it is a topographical map, it does not show the hard rock cliffs on your right as you climb, nor the sandy embankments and 400' drops on the left. Oh...and that mild looking turn 17 is literally a potential killer. It had negative camber, and other than a scenic overlook on the outside, there is nothing between you and California but a lot of nasty downslope.

The times I inked on were from my runs in 1980...but not all five of them. You see a dash between run 2 and 3? That dash was me spinning 180 degrees into that scenic overlook. Of course I did not tell Sherri...I'm not that stupid. I screwed up, had no idea how, and you note my “back off” comment...from then on the turn became a second gear event to be treated very cautiously and not with the third gear enthusiasm which resulted in that 4:51 time and a class win. While 64 MPH average may not seem that fast, look again at those turns and remember this is a carbureted car which starts out with 240 Italian ponies at sea level and is now trying to muscle its way up 1200 feet, starting from over 4000 feet above that sea.

At the awards banquet Sunday night Jules Moritz came up to ask what the noise and smoke was from me on Saturday. Nice guy, huh? Sherri gave me the ol' stink eye and said “Weren't going to tell me, eh?'
Nothing to tell,” I said. “I screwed up, I don't know how, it was over, and I'm not going to do it again.” While I did (I think) run the event again, I kept that promise...like I said, it became a second gear turn.

You might miss a couple of interesting things about the course. The line starting from the lower left is the boundary between Lyon and Storey Counties. Also note the dotted line? That is the return downhill to the start line. Like the course, which is on the closed truck route, that road crosses the county line. It was always a giggle to bbe coming back down that, in a car with numbers on the doors and wearing a helmet, stuffed in between two "Ma and Pa" motorhomes. The looks on those folks faces was just priceless. 

The logistics of running the event involves two county supervisory boards, two sheriff's departments, the state highway authority, and the highway patrol. No small deal. I once accompanied Doug Fonner, who was president of the Bay Area Region of the FOC at the time, to manage some of this. It was a very long day. And of course we all took turns manning corners for hour-long shifts, with a full complement of flags. More about that later.

The first time I ran the event, which may or may not have been in 1980, I vividly recall that the route was up the very highway we now live just off...CA88. In fact, I can swear that Sherri and I met up with a group running up the hill in front of the police station/city hall in Sutter Creek. Perhaps that was on the trip where we spent the night in the Murphys Hotel? Too many years, too many events.

Anyway, we were with perhaps six other cars. Recall that Nevada either still did not have speed limits outside the cities in 1980, or perhaps it was that they did not enforce any. At any rate, CA88 become NV88 at the border, and also becomes a long, very gradual downhill straight many miles long before you hit the towns of Minden and Gardnerville.

Bill and Judy Morton were ahead of us in their silver 330GTC when we crossed out of California...and apparently into hyperspace. At 120 I was still loosing ground rapidly to Bill, and at 145 indicated my car was topped out.

I caught the group at the stoplight in Minden. “Silly me,” I shouted. “I thought the event started tomorrow!”

I think I did the event at least three times, each time “caravaning” with a small group of cars. I recall one time we went up CA4, a route that is actually so twisty it is not all that much fun to drive. And we always stopped somewhere just at or after the top of whatever pass we were on, for lunch and a leg-stretch. Everyone brought picnic stuff to share, and some of this, being Ferrari folk, was much beyond PB&J sandwiches. In fact, an award called the “Wretched Excess” award became at least an informal running joke...it sort of got out of hand when Tom and Teresa Jones somehow stuffed sterling silver (including candelabras), crystal glasses, linen tablecloths, lobster, and drawn butter into their yellow 246GTS.

John Lewis was campaigning his AC Bristol, featured in an earlier blog, by then. Sherri and I were taking a shift on the hill during his run, with the full complement of signaling flags mentioned above. The most important of these were yellow for caution, and red for stop. The event is a time trial, so there is not wheel-to-wheel competition. It is you, within your class, against the clock. But to expedite things for the large number of entrants, a following car is started on the course before the preceding car finishes its run...in theory far enough behind that, no matter how fast the second car is, it is impossible to catch the first car in 5.2 miles. Unless something goes wrong with the first car that is. Thus in reality the only flag that matters is red and green, since for safety an incident of any time requires totally shutting down the course until it is cleared. The green allows any cars on the course to restart, though except at the start line it would be used for a restart along with the yellow, so drivers would proceed to the top of the hill under non-racing speeds.

I think it was at turn 4 where John lost it...though just enough to kiss the outside wall of rock. Not good for the car, but not life threatening. We clearly heard the scrunch and saw the dust it raised. However, storming up the hill behind John was 1966 SCCA National Champion Dick Smith in a 427cubic inch Cobra. The entire hill echoed with the exhaust from that car, and I swear it brought pebbles down off the hill.

Crap,” I yelled, “We gotta shut him down.” One of us grabbed the red flag and started to wave it. It waved and waved...immediately exiting the pole it was attached to and blowing off the hill, leaving us looking dumbstruck at the bare and very naked looking pole. The staples must have pulled out. Without a second's hesitation we grabbed the yellow and waved that! Hell, when the only tool you have is a hammer...

Did I mention that Dick was a former SCCA Champion? Yeah? Well he was also the smoothest driver in a 427 I ever saw. This is a beast with so much power and so little traction and handling by comparison that most guys, at least at the vintage racing level of skills, honk it around a corner in a series of short, straight squirts, until it is fully lined up on the straight and they can put their foot down, after which Oh Mother does that thing fly!

Dick was so smooth you'd have thought the car was my 750cc Siata. He was also pretty savvy and was not at all confused by the yellow, instantly braking the car to a halt. Whew!

On this or another journey Adin, who would have been no more than five at the most, decided to ride with his “best friend” back from Virginia City to San Mateo. Yes, Adin really did consider John his best buddy. I once got called into school to discuss this with his teacher, who realized Adin's stories about John sounded suspiciously like he was an adult (well...maybe not). The discussion was about imaginary friends not being appropriate for school assignments.

I laughed so hard I was in tears.

Anyway...John wanted to race “like it was back then.” Drive to the event, race, drive home. Except coming down off the Sierra Crest that September the temperature was frigid...one of those El Nio years where the snow never melted. We stopped for hot cocoa at some little inn and John could barely get his hands off the wheel. Adin, on the other hand, had curled up on the aluminum floorboard under the car cover and was quite toasty. The floor of an AC can melt your shoes if you're not careful.

There were other Virginia City memories

There was also Steve Tillum's incident with his 275GTB/C Competitione...but I think I related that story elsewhere. If not I'll add it here later.

Joe alphabet gave us all a hell of a scare as the candidate most likely to become our first event fatality. As it turned out this happened years later. Odd name, you say? Actually one that was well-known among motorcycle guys back then, as he made really nice after-market bike headers. Joe said his family got the name as Ellis Island, though I saw a show recently which claims names were not changed there and that they had language experts on duty who knew how to deal with names which, according to the story Joe told, “had too many letters in it” and thus was arbitrarily changed to “Alphabet” by the Immigration Officer.

Anyway, Joe had a 308GTB or S, and spun it on some turn or another. He wound up backwards with the car having been stopped by the sand it plowed up. This was more than fortuitous as it had rained the previous week, thus softening what would otherwise have been dry and crumbly and incapable of stopping the car.

Problem was, Joe was crazy panicked, and exited the car on the downhill side! We got there just as this was occurring and pulled him back to safety...and sanity.

The final hillclimb story I can recall is about a crazy Italian (wait, is that redundant?). Alessandro Pedani was the kind of guy who would dress up in a red driving suit, start jabbering in the Italian he spoke fluently at anyone and everyone, and talk his way into the inner sanctum of the Ferrari garage during the years Long Beach was an F1 event.

Alessandro and his then girlfriend Patricia were on duty as corner workers at #20, the last turn on the course. At least that was what was supposed to be happening. 20 is not particularly dangerous, except for one item. It exits into a languid semi-straight which crosses a bridge...over the Virginia and Truckee Railroad below. Obviously the bridge surface of concrete is a change in grip and temperature from the rough asphalt of the course. The turn (any turn) can bite. I once watched a guy in a new to him real 365BTG/S (65 made, the others were coupes with the tops cut off) wipe his car first along one guard rail and then, trying to correct, on the one on the opposite side of the bridge. Disheartening.

I was driving someone's van, picking up corner workers to either switch to a relief crew or end the day, with Sherri. We get to 20...and there is no one there. We lean on the horn, and out from under the bridge crawls Alessandro and Patricia...both in their underwear. They were bored, and hot, and then...hot and not bored. Dangerous abandonment...but funny.

I ran the old Riverside Race Track twice, but only once with the Ferrari. The first time I caravaned down with a half dozen other Ferraris...though all I remember are Bill and Judy Morton leading in the GTC, “Crazy” Bob Epstein in a 250LM, and (I think) the Thinessens in their 246. Marshall and Nancy Matthews were also along, I think, but in a Porsche Speedster. I was driving my 914, and had a hell of a time keeping up. I was rowing gears as fast as I could and barely hanging on...I'm sure I was at the ragged edge of what my skills were then, though I did elicit a comment of respect from Bill about keeping with the group.

Bill, by the way, decided the “Road Closed” due to flooding sign on CA33 was bogus, and we merrily wrapped our way around it and proceeded at warp speed. The road parallels I5 for a long stretch, and we were flying low...until the CHP intervened. Seems the sound of our cars outraged the cows and farmers. We got a lecture and instructions to “get back on I5 and keep to the speed limit.” Of course as soon as he was gone we put foot to floor and continued larking down 33. How the hell Epstein convinced the cop that car was street legal is a credit to his attorney-ship...but I thought he was a corporate dweeb! In fact, on one trip he got clocked at 140...and asked the cop to please not mess up the ticket cause he planned to frame it!

I don't recall much of the event itself, but the trip back was a bit memorable. First there was the stop for fuel (this time we did stick to I5, possibly America's most boring road...if you really want to deaden your nerves...). As the six or so of these exotics (ok, that is stretching it a bit for the 914, but...) pulled in we could not help but notice, and nod a friendly greeting to, the officer in the CHP cruiser at the next pump island.

We carefully pulled out and were judicious about re-entering the highway at a respectable and responsible speed. We didn't get ¼ mile before he pulled Marshall over. Of course the rest of us stopped to learn what heinous crime he had committed and to keep the group together. He and Nancy had given a lift to a friend, so Nance was sprawled out, sans seatbelt, on the parcel shelf of the Speedster...no small feat. Was it that? Nah...he was nailed for not having a front license plate.

Are you kidding me? To this day one out of every five cars in California (hell, I've got two) leave the plate off. In many cases it this is due to aesthetics, and for the rest it just probably got loose and fell off at some point and was not replaced.

Sigh

My second time I motored down by myself in the GTE. I only managed a 2:07.71 on the 2.547 mile track, and was the 7th slowest car there. But the next one behind me was three seconds slower in a 308GTS, and it got worse from there, with a Daytona only managing a 2:14 and another the slowest car at the event, with a sleepwalking 2:27. I could have beat that in my 77 Oldsmobile!(track pic)

But the highlight for me was not spinning the car, as I did coming out of the last turn when I zoned out and confused an access road for the track, nor being split at 140 by two cars between the chicane and turn 8, not having to find someone to rebuild the oddball Lockheed brake caliper when I failed tech with a leak.

No, the real giggle had occurred on the way down. It was a hot day, and between the drone of the exhaust, which is lovely...for about 90 minutes, after which it can become annoying, the absence of AC, or the fact that the car is a thinly disguised race car, about which a famous local painter had said, at a club event, that the only reason they put a body on it was to keep the flies off you.

I had stopped for a break somewhere in the middle of...nothing. Perhaps somewhere around what is called “Lost Hills.” No Kidding. I'm sitting by the side of the road, and it dawns on me that the car is sipping fuel at the second best rate of anything we owned. Normally Ferraris of the era are do over-carbureted they slurp fuel like a horse at an oasis in the desert. The 2+2 only sported three twin barrel downdrafts rather than the six twos used on the hotter versions of the motor such as the GTO. Still, the normal mileage per gallon was...eight. It mattered not how you drove it...that's what you got. Foot to the floor, or an egg on the throttle pedal..no difference.

But that day, cruising on I5 in overdrive, I got a staggering (by comparison...stick with me) 18 miles from a single gallon of high test.

And then a fixed-wing CHP plane circled me and, on a bullhorn, asked me if I needed help. Are you kidding? I'm getting 18 freaking miles per stingy little gallon in a Ferrari and you think I might nee help? Other than a bottle of champagne I rather doubt it.

But that's not the end. I purposely left this one for the end.

I don't remember where we were returning from, but once again I had the only four passenger car in the group. OK, so two of the passengers needed to be either kids, midgets, or adults with no legs, but still...

The president of the Bay Area FOC region was an interesting wisp named (seriously) Memory Hughes. Memory of what? She had grown up in, of all places, Zimbabwe, and spoke with a charming ( and believe me, not all of them are) British accent.

She was always...on the prowl I'd guess you'd say, for a rich guy. And quite open an honest about it. To her credit.

Anyway, for some reason Memory needed a ride back to the Bay Area. Did she, as required for membership in the FOC, actually own a Ferrari. I honestly don't recall. But there she was, scrunched across the rear buckets of the car...a feat in itself as there was a non-moveable arm rest between them.

It was yet another blisteringly hot day...just the usual summer burn in the Central Valley. Memory decided she needed to ditch the long pants and change into shorts. She had a small suitcase with her in the cabin, so no problem, right?

Well, small as she was, this required quite a bit of contortion to exit the pants and stuff herself into the shorts. In fact, it required a few moments of a very cute little ass plastered against the rear window of the GTE...upon which we seemed to have acquired an escort...an elegant, though rather gargantuan Rolls Royce Silver Cloud (pic), piloted by a 60 something bald, pot-bellied, grey-haired gent chewing furiously on a big stogie.

I let this continue for a few seconds figuring, why not let him enjoy himself, assuming he doesn't:
A. Have a heart attack and crash or
B. Forget to steer and crash and/or
C.Either one of these taking me out as well

And, I admit it, I was enjoying the view as well.

I finally gently pointed the situation out to Memory, still struggling though I don't recall if it was getting the pants off or the shorts on.

Her comment has stuck with me forever:

Ahhsshole” she articulated in that sophisticated sounding Brit, “only dead people drive Rolls Royces.”

Indeed.

So...why did I sell it? All these memories and more were packed into the three year period starting in 1979 and ending in 1982. The club changed...I changed...and vintage racing arose.

The region disappeared into the bowels of the Ferrari Club of America, and somehow that seemed...different. At club events I often had the oldest, and only “classic” Ferrari there. Events became more show-offy, more costly (when raising the dues above $100 a year the justification was “We should charge more because we are the Ferrari Club!), and it finally ended when a guy told me he would not bring a 308 to the club picnic because it was “too valuable to drive.”

Listen...it is not the cure for cancer and it doesn't make your...thing grow longer. It is a wonderful pile of metal, rubber, plastic, and glass that is meant to be used. And that brought me to...how much of the car was tired and needed rejuventating.

It needed brakes. It needed a clutch. The exhaust had been patched with epoxy by me so many times I think that was all that was holding it together. The paint was sad, the chrome more so. The seats needed re-stuffing and re-stitching. There was a part of the floor pan that the previous owner had “fixed” by making a replacement out of fiberglass. The carpets were shrunken and did not fit. Ditto the door panels. The wind on/wind off cables spools for the windows failed every 20 days like clockwork.

The car deserved the $50,000 or so it would take to put it right. It deserved better than I could justify putting into it.


But God...do I ever miss it and the fun we had.
Boranni Wheels of Course

Understated Elegance
Never Needed to Scream "Look at Me!"

That Early Prancing Horse and Hood Badge Says it all


A few words needed:
Single Overhead Cam per bank
Also single dual point distributor per bank
Three two barrel downdraft Webers
Twin Oil filters
24 valves-setting clearances was an overnighter
You time the beast as if it is two separate six cylinder engines


Yes, it is a Nardi Wheel


NO "leatherette" anywhere
Just the most lovely hides available

The Series 3 Dash was different that the earlier cars
Note the 300kph speedometer and the Italian small gauges

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Scuderia Di Pietra

Scuderia di Pietra
By the late 1980s or early 1990s the Stein household had a stable of nine cars and a motorcycle stashed around the San Carlos property. But before I speak about that I should explain the title of this piece.

For a few years I belonged to an Italian language practice group out of Sacramento. It was started by, and had many members who, are Italian ex-pats or US citizens who nonetheless all spoke fluent Italian. Digressing a bit (here we go again! Watch out!)...the national Italian language is pretty much based on the dialect of a single region...Tuscany. The 15 regions which make up the united Italy all have their own dialects, and that of one can be all but unintelligible to the citizen of another. It was Dante who is largely responsible for the Latin “vulgate” spoken by the common people of his native Florence ultimately becoming accepted as a common national language, as he was one of the first to write in this dialect rather than “High” Latin.

Anyway...while the members of the language groups came from all over Italy, they all were required to learn the national language, and the group came together both so they could keep up their skills and also to share the beauty of Italian with novices such as me...I got hooked on “La Bella Lingua” and much else about the country (not the least of which is their passion for and creations of things automotive) with my first of what is now more than half a dozen trips to the country dating back almost 20 years.

Patrizia was the head of the group, and she insisted that each of us non-Italians not only speak as much as possible only in that language, but that we be given names which were Italian translations or as close as could be made (she never did figure out what to do with the name “Sherri” as there is literally nothing close in Italian). So it was natural that I be dubbed “Martino.”

I added the Di Pietra myself as a result of something the teacher of an online music appreciation course I took named Robert Greenburg said. As a way of illustrating the beauty of Italian and how well it lent itself to music, he mentioned that he would much rather be known by the melodic Italian equivalent of his name...”Roberto Monteverdi,” literally “Green Mountain”...the same thing meant by “Green Burg” in German. From there it was easy for me to turn the meaning of “Stein” in German (“stone”) to “Pietra,” the Italian version. I added the “Di” (“of”) just because it made the sounds flow better.

So...back to cars and such. I had the 914 of course, since that had been with me since 1970. When we came to California in 1974, between the four adults we had a Plymouth Road Runner, a 73 VW “Super” Beetle, a Honda 350, and my Suzuki 550 Triple two-stroke. But when things came apart the Plymouth and Honda went with Shelly and the VW bumped down the road with Marcia. While I was sad to see her go I can't say I would miss that car.

We had sold my 66 MkIII Spridget before leaving Florida. It just did not make sense to bring it cross-country, and I'm not really sure it would even have made it. Those cars just were not up to high mileage regular use, and it was starting to show neediness. Once in Vegas we purchased a 72 Beetle, which was a pretty solid little car.
Sun Yellow
in Sunny  Las Vegas
But again, moving to California, it seemed smarter to sell it and then get another one once in the Golden State. V-dubs were certainly plentiful and there was nothing particularly endearing about the 72 versus its 73 replacement. The 72 had been hit by some young girl running a traffic signal, which was one more reason to not keep it. But the 73, despite having more trunk space in the “Super” version, somehow seemed to have lost the soul the Bug was known for...and it was not long after that the model, the most successful single car model in history, became just that...history.
So Sherri was without a car...but then Sherri was not working either. Even when she got her first job I could still drop her off and pick her up from her office in San Mateo on my way to and from the City. Odd though it seems now, the computer company I worked for had offices on Battery Street, and a dedicated parking lot free for employees north of Broadway near Levi Strauss headquarters.

Of course this “solution” could not continue forever, which is how the 67 VW van mentioned in an earlier blog (“Cars Suck”) came into the picture. (“I'll still get up and make your lunch if we buy the car for me,” she said. Yeah, right?). Before Sherri found work she would sometimes take the train into the City and meet me for lunch. And in those happy-go-lucky days we even once made love in the 914 (surprising how much room there is in that thing) as it sat under a car cover (I always kept it thus covered when parked)...resulting in startling a couple of folks as we crawled out from under it in a rather funky and disheveled state after (God, it was HOT under there, in more ways than one).

Which reminds me of the time I was working late and she met me for dinner, after which sitting on the boss's couch for a business meeting always gave me a case of the giggles.

But I digress...

In 1977 the 550 got traded for the second year of the first four stroke Suzuki..the GS750, also pictured in an earlier post. I put over 40,000 miles on that wonderful ride before deciding that most of what I was doing was commuting to work on it in what was becoming pretty sketchy driving and traffic. But I did used to get some of my very own odd looks when I stripped off my helmet and leathers and stashed them in the side cases, revealing me in all my three piece business suited splendor. This was just as the so-called “Montgomery Street” group of banker/bikers were getting started, and business suited motorcyclists were not a common sight in the Financial District. Until the City finally got smart and put in dedicated cycle parking we all used to park on the sidewalks. Generally the Cops left us alone, but every so often one got a wild hair up his nose and ticketed me.

I suppose the next vehicle to come along was the Ferrari...in 1979. That story is told elsewhere, but suddenly I was among people who had actual collections of cars, so the accumulation did not seem at all strange. The family car had, by then, become a 77 Oldsmobile 88 with, of all things, a red velour interior and (yuch!) a silver vinyl top, matching the car's paint. What was I thinking?
18 feet of American Obesity
Our garage was 17 feet deep
 On top of being just, well, totally BORING, Adin was an infant at the time and somehow a bottle of his milk got “lost” in the cavernous interior of the beast for a few days. We never did get the smell of sour milk totally erased.

Ernie gave me the impetus for the next additions. When he was a teen his father made his approval of a driver's license contingent on a shared purchase of a Model A Ford...a total outlay back then of $50.
I don't really know what Ernie's looked like
But given his skill and interest I
somehow picture it coming out like this
when he was finished
The deal was that only after Ernie disassembled and then restored the entire car could he get permission to drive. It took him a year and a half and in the process he learned to do everything from mechanical work to upholstery.

I thought the story such a great idea that I asked both kids what cars they wanted. By then Jason was around 16 and Adin was 10. Jason is not really a “car nut” but found the funkiness of the Crosleys he'd seen at club events attractive, so we purchased an “all there but needs total going through” 52 wagon from Dick Scanlan. 
I only wish my restoration looked as good

Adin, of course, having grown up around racing and cars and thoroughly inhaling their seduction, chose something a bit more...well, put a name to it...a Sebring Sprite.
Butch Gilbert Restoration
at Fantasy Junction
 These were official factory racers which ran the 12 hour event from about 1960 through later in that decade. He was familiar with the one raced back then by Bob Thulander. However, at the time it was a $20,000 car, so I told him to pick something a bit less exotic, like a normal Bugeye. I ran across a one owner California car in an ad, being sold by the son of a career military man stationed at Moffett Field who had passed away. It was one of my staff who talked me into immediately leaving work to look at it. For $1800 left me by an aunt we had a running Sprite in peeling British Racing Green paint, overlaying the original white.

The Crosley was my second rebuild (the Siata story is detailed elsewhere), and my success with it was not much better than the first effort. Adin actually helped me on it more than Jason did. The older boy kept the car through college and then sold it.

The Sprite was a different story entirely. I garaged it for many years and kept it running, finally telling Adin it was time for him to takeover about ten years ago. He totally stripped and restored it to a very high standard. Here's how it looks today: 
Obviously I'm proud of his work
100 Point restoration
Seems some of me rubbed off on him

So at that point, before moving the Crosley up to Chico when Jason went to school there, we had six cars (Sprite, Crosley, Oldsmobile, Porsche, Ferrari, and Siata), and the Suzuki cycle. But I wasn't done yet.

If I was going to race the Siata I obviously needed a trailer, as it is not “street legal.” Tom Thinnesen had designed a neat, lightweight open unit for his Lola; a tilt-bed which allowed the car to be winched onto it without the need for additional ramps. I got a copy of his plans and had the same builder do one for me. At first I towed it with the Oldsmobile, but realized quickly that it would be better to have something like a small pickup in order to be able to carry the needed “care and feeding” stuff required for races, as well as perhaps to sleep in at the track.

Bill Morton just happened to have a one year old Toyota with a shell over the bed that would do nicely, It would also allow me to “retire” the 914 as a daily driver.
21 mpg pulling a race car on an open trailer
Simpler times
 So I was now up to seven.

The Toyota and Olds were parked along the curb in front of our house. The Ferrari and Siata lived in the garage. The other vehicles were stashed in various lean-tos and sheds I built in two paved side yards. Thus everything was behind fences and “under cover” so looking at our small, 4500 square foot lot, there was no sense of the madness within.

And then I wrecked the Siata, a story I may (or may not) relate at another time...or have I already? At any rate, while it was being rebuilt I decided it would be good to have something else to put “on track” lest I lose my nerve. I had grown quite attracted to the purity of open-wheeled racers and their simplicity, lacking most of the bodywork that so often is in the way of making the job of working on a car easy.

Thus came the Quantum FJ (Formula Junior).
The purest form of the automobile
And the best paint job I ever did
 I will provide more detail about this unique ride some other time, but the point here is this was the eighth vehicle (ninth if you include the trailer) somehow stashed on the Stein homestead a few blocks from the center of San Carlos.

And then there was number nine...and a half. Gary Winiger and I got the crazy idea of trying to build a two stroke Saab semi-rally-like 96 sedan with which to outrage the vintage community. What we were thinking of was something like this, from a recent article on the “Bring a Trailer” web site:
It would have been fun
But energy and time were lacking
We would have been better off just buying one
already restored like this
 What we actually acquired was two Monte Carlo “rollers” and (here we go again) a bunch of boxes of parts. One car “lived” at Gary's with the idea it was to be a parts donor, while the other one came to San Carlos for me to work on. We ran out of enthusiasm well before the project was well started, and eventually sold them BACK to the guy we got them from to begin with. His plan was to make one into his daily driver, but I have sort of lost track of the status of that project.

And that, dear children, is how daddy quickly got things out of control. The lesson was that it is easier to buy them than build them and keep them running.

Fortunately sanity gradually reasserted itself, and at present we are “down to” a mere five cars and a trailer. And one of the cars (the MG racer) is shared with Adin.
A Work in Progress
If the kid ever gets the time to work on it

Well, there is that Venture 21 sailboat and trailer too, but that doesn't count, does it? And Adin did need a place to store HIS trailer without continuing to spend $200 a month to do so, right? And the Lance camper was a good and practical way to be comfortable and save money by not staying in motels and eating out all the time at race weekends.

And yes...I still do have the damned old derelict Suzuki.


 Sigh...